"Jules, being parabatai is a big deal,” she said. “It’s — it’s forever.” He looked at her, his face open and guileless. There was no trickery in Jules, no darkness. "Aren’t we forever?" he asked.- City of Heavenly Fire
My mother says there’s an art to losing yourself. But I haven’t figured it out yet. I’m supposed to never think of myself, to always help others. To never look too long in the mirror.
Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else
The community in Ferguson is struggling to come up with the money to keep their kids fed, since school has been cancelled all this time, yet people have donated over $12,000 to the murderer who started all of this in the last 24 hours alone. Think about that. And then donate to the right cause.
"Reblog is you’re a decent human"
The bar is low, kids
Literally all that would happen is a change in pronouns if they ask
internet slang meanings:
- smh: sorry me horny
- wtf: want to frick?
- tbh: touch boner, honey
- lmao: lets masturbate all over
- lol: lick on labia
- omfg: obama may fuck golfers
- rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
- wbu: wild boobies unleashed
- fyi: fuck yeah incest
- jw: juicy wang
- yolo: you only love oral
Lil guy tried to meow!
Vine by: Papa Falcon
that is the face of a person who has just died from cute